Now

A timing used mostly by married women to mean "at some point in the next 15min to an hour I'm leaving the house"
A timing used mostly by married men to mean "literally right this very second I'm leaving the house"

Husband: "Hey, when are we leaving?"
Wife: "Now"
.... 25min later
Husband: "Are you ready yet?"
Wife: "no..."

by reallynotmyrealname April 15, 2019

Now

Did you just literally tried to write know ? Well guess what, you misspelled it. Look at the Oxford Dictionary or something

Teacher: "Name" got 9/10 in the spelling test.
Name: But I wrote everything right!
Teacher: Nah you ain't ( Points at now )
Name: That's how to write know!

by Whydoyoubotherlookatmyname? September 29, 2019

dude behind me right now

Dude behind me right now is ashy asl

(dude behind me right now) yo dude behind be is pissing me off yo

by jjj777savage June 5, 2018

Clear now?

When a doctor/professor wants to know if you understood the gibberish he/she just said.

Warfarin blocks the intrinsic pathway, ok, are you getting my point?, clear now?

by FactorK December 19, 2017

Riffricken now

You know when a hillybilly momma from the backwoods of montdumbry alabamer gets mad 1. Because your stupid and 2 because she's pissed as all hail she's gotta get the mcfuck up to chase your chicken shit ass

Go to the store and get me a gottdamb double cheese burger with extra cheese and 1 burger. .. RIFFRICKEN Nowww! -Natey8

by Natey8 December 22, 2017

NoWings

Means that Hussar got no wings

Hussar NoWings

by Nowings January 14, 2018

poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone”
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.

by CigBock556 February 8, 2020