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Grease n Shit

When you grab a hold of a body part of another perosn who hasnt showered in a Brian like amount of time. Multiple days of grease and shit will begin oozing towards the surface of his/her skin. Once infected by this “grease and shit” the only cure is to shit your pants in an XBox Live party.
“Ah fuk, atleast i shower.... whenever someone touches you they get a pound of grease n shit”
by Grand Wizard Cock June 3, 2018
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Interdimensional grease denomination

The act of sticking your penis through a black hole (assuming you can withstand the black hole devouring you) and allowing whatever is on the other side to grease your mandingo, you then pull it out and smack a complete stranger in the face with the remnants, the person on the receiving end of the post interdimensional mandingo slap then has to wrap their fingers around the shaft of the mandingo (gently) and say "ooga booga" 3 times in 5 seconds. When the interdimensional grease denomination is done correctly the person pursuing it will nut 50 times.
Man 1: Hey man, have you tried Interdimensional grease denomination?
Man 2: Nah, you?
Man 1: Hell yeah man, never came so hard in my fucking life.
by cp25811 June 5, 2018
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grease the pole

Bet someone is greasing the pole to that...
IL be greasing my pole to that later...
Grease the pole
by E snow23 January 18, 2023
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grease muncher

overused insult that the sagaa fg uses the most, used to define fat people that eat alot of fast food.
Koni: Alright grease muncher settle down.
Java: bro you swear that shit was funny
by sagaalore January 28, 2023
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Grease Trap

Refers to an individual, often toxic or narcissistic, who cunningly presents themselves as the ideal partner or friend, attempting to lure others into a relationship that proves difficult to escape. Much like a literal grease trap in plumbing that captures and retains undesirable substances, this person uses deceit and manipulation to ensnare others emotionally or romantically.

The term emphasizes the slippery and challenging nature of disentangling oneself from the relationship once entrapped. It serves as a cautionary metaphor for individuals who feign positivity and charm while concealing ulterior motives. Identifying a "grease trap" involves recognizing red flags early on to avoid being ensnared in a relationship that may prove detrimental in the long run.
After months of what seemed like a fairy-tale romance, I realized they were nothing more than a grease trap, concealing their true intentions behind a facade of charm and sweetness.

After months of seemingly genuine friendship, I realized that he was nothing more than a grease trap, concealing his true intentions behind a facade of warmth and camaraderie.

Sarah was initially captivated by Jake's charismatic charm, but over time, she began to suspect that he was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing his manipulative nature behind a façade of ideal partnership.

"After months of bliss, I realized that Mary was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing her true nature while ensnaring me in a relationship that became nearly impossible to escape."
by The Grease Trap Chronicles December 24, 2023
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Hot Grease

When you catch a fish so nice you have no choice but to throw it on the hot grease.
(Jimmy caught a fish)"HOT GREASE!"
by Definitioner3000 January 24, 2024
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Greased

To fart and something extra comes out, not exceeding the buttocks or touching clothing such as underwear or pants.
Damn man, that was close! I greased my asscrack after all of those buffalo wings!
by SniggihTterb February 4, 2024
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