Fap Cave

High intensity paintball

"Hey Timmy, you coming to the Fap Cave later"
"Hell yeah I am"

by Moostatio February 15, 2018

Flag

Get the Fap Cave mug.

cave lion

when a penis is medically considered micro yet there is a large amount of pubic hair on the shaft of the penis, this makes the penis look like it has a mane (lions mane) with the bear head of penis resembling the face of the lion. since the penis is a micro penis it occasionally retracts in to the body thus the "lion" hides in the the "cave" CAVELION

I saw Jim in the locker room, poor guy has a cave lion.

by wizard cow February 8, 2017

Flag

Get the cave lion mug.

Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.

“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Flag

Get the Wet candle in a dark cave mug.

caitlin cave

A girl who fingers herself with carrot and feeds it to her sister

Wow did you hear about Caitlin cave

by Yanansuckswilly November 7, 2020

Flag

Get the caitlin cave mug.

Blue Cave

Alternate-reality purportedly experienced by some test subjects exposed to an alleged combination of Ketamine, Tobacco, MDMA, and Oxytocin experimented with by the CIA. Experiencers reported a range of similar perceptions such as: Cave was made of substance which pulsed between sapphire and turquoise in transparency and sometimes was reported to expand in size and beauty in response to the subjects’ confusion. Term also generically used to refer to high quality cannabis trips which are followed by prolonged episodes of sleep.

I don’t know where Raúl got that $4!@ the other night, but I got stuck in the blue cave and slept through my Earth Sciences midterm.

by Hemlox12 January 10, 2021

Flag