Beef Bowl

An obese woman's vagina

"Did you see the pic of that upskirt of Roseanne Barr?"
"Yeah man, you could see her beef bowl and everything!"

by TheRealLG January 8, 2012

Urban Beef

Term used by some homeless and folks who have neighbors who come from countries where eating dog is acceptable.

Mr. Santos is raising Urban beef for the summer BBQ.

Quiet that Urban Beef down before Mr. Kwon turns him into Urban beef stew.

I'm taking my Urban Beef for a walk.

by Inkjet2 November 4, 2011

Spraying beef

Making silent and horrendously smelling farts which smell like beef or pork sausage.

Holy shit! Smells like Shoneys in here. Quit spraying beef!

by elpinche November 22, 2011

beef witted

A stupid person. Mentally challenged.

Due to some stupid beef witted person, the children's nativity has been cancelled this year.

by Toptonychick September 4, 2021

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 16, 2022

Beef Melt

Achieving a flaacid penis at the most inopportune time. Loosing an otherwise stiff, rigid, throbbing cock for any variety of reasons.

I took that slut home from the bar. But unfortunately, I had a beef melt from all the whiskey. She sucked on Mr. Softy for a while but it was a story without an ending.

by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020

Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.

For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.

by Oxbig January 30, 2021