Skip to main content

churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
mugGet the churches mug.

Church-Weirdo

1. A man or boy who gets numbers from women or girls at a Church or Temple of God under the guise of being friendly and worshipping God, but really is only trying to sneak into their lives through text messages, thinking the Churchgirl is easy because they are supposed virgins.

2. A deceptive man who preys on church going woman or girls only to get into their pants because he was told they were easy with no regard of the woman's or girls relationships. God had other plans.

3. A complete ass wipe.
Sister 1 : Hey remember that guy who asked for your number, then texted you only to get at you?
Sister 2: Oh you mean the guy at church?
Sister1: Yeah Him! he just did the same thing to me! what a Church-Weirdo!
by Bryticus September 29, 2018
mugGet the Church-Weirdo mug.

god church

Some type of cringey ass shitty fucking word made up by an ugundan spitter/JAKE PAULer
“AND I JusT DrOpEd SoMe NeW MErCh anD iTZ SeLLInG L1ke A god church
by NinjaStreamz May 28, 2018
mugGet the god church mug.

God Church

i sell god church merchandise
-jake paul
by jaCK Paule July 15, 2019
mugGet the God Church mug.

Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit
Louise church is eating my food
by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019
mugGet the Louise Church mug.

Commit Tentacle Church

For when your D&D party doesn't want to deal with the DM's bullshit, and just burns down the building/church/tower that contains the encounter that they had worked for weeks on.
"You see several Mind Flayers through the open doors of the church. Will you go inside to confront them and save the town?"
"We're going to burn it down."
"What?"
"We're going to Commit Tentacle Church on it."
by Marven Songsteel December 2, 2019
mugGet the Commit Tentacle Church mug.

breaking the church bell

extremely violent and intense loss of ones virginity.
Bro1:what did you do with that girl last night
Bro2: let’s just say I was breaking the church bell
by The real big F May 1, 2019
mugGet the breaking the church bell mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email