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8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays
guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday
by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024
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Killer Clown Tuesday

“I was always afraid of Killer Clowns”, I said to myself, but luckily there were no killer clowns in sight. That was until I realized it was Killer Clown Tuesday.
by Dretheginger July 19, 2024
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Tuesday

Nothing special, or in particular, without reason. Tuesday is a day in the week where nothing really happens and to which no particular meaning is tied. When someone does something bc it's a Tuesday, it means it doesn't really have a deeper meaning.
When asking why someone does something seemingly random, which they either do a lot or they themselves don't know why they're doing it;
"idk must be Tuesday"
"Because it's Tuesday I guess?"
"Well it's a Tuesday so..."
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by MariTea February 28, 2023
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Sneaky Tuesday

Where a man inserts himself in the back door sneakily on a crisp tuesday afternoon while there’s a full moon out.
Bro i just hit my girlfriend with the sneaky tuesday
by Sneaky Tuesday March 1, 2023
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too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.
Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.
by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023
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No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons
Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday
by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023
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Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
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