cow-crunchy

n. An old, dried cow-pie. Often used in exclamations.

Holy cow-crunchies!

by Cattle March 11, 2003

cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

by JayRod09 June 27, 2006

Brown Cow

a ridiculously fat brown woman

Rana is a brown cow

by UrbanArrow January 29, 2009

Epi Cow

A device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.

Guy 1: Bessie's been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
Guy 2: Dude, buy don't be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
Guy 1: Ugh, fine. But it better work.

by Bessie32994 August 25, 2009

cow touge

a very nasty looking pussy.

Dan: dude i ate that chick out it was fucking groose.
Tim: dude that was a cow touge i hit that today.
TIM and Dan: aaaaahhhhhhh

by gaspey123 June 15, 2009

scatty cow

woman of small or no mental capacity.

mags fell out of her window for no apparent reason.....angus said, look at that scatty cow

by the trousi hunters October 3, 2006

cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for largest cow fire is seventeen cows burning simultaneously

2. A drink found only in St Bernard Parish and New Orleans

"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."

by GHumplik January 16, 2008