Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work

Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

System pop

When a dudes car stereo blows up and won’t work

Bro that system pop was hilarious I can’t believe we were lucky enough to see it happen

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Blitch in the system

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Blitch in the system

by MEMESFORTHENIGHT October 9, 2023

Gyaru System

The Gyaru System is the cutest and sweetest sys on planet earth they are so 🙈🙈🙈 we love our gf guys

Person 1: the gyaru system is so awesome, right??
Person 2: yassss

by striderpilled October 15, 2023

this one is for the boys with the booming system

A lyric thats from nicki minaj super bass

This one is for the boys with the booming system top down ac with the cooling system when he come up in the club he be blazing up got stacks on his deck like he saving up

by Yaz_123Kajuík October 28, 2023