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The three tip split

In this very daring sexual manuver you need a willing female and a pool table. First the female partner gets fastend to the pool table with her legs spread. Next the male partner takes the pool rack and places it with the one tip towards the vagina. Once all is in place the male takes the pool cue and takes aim for the rack. Hitting the ball with enough force the cue ball should hit the rack and force it up the females vagina' causing the vagina to split. This manuver should only be used on prostitutes and lot lizards.
Oi, that fuckin hooker stole my money ima give that bitch the three tip split and show her whos boss.
by THE COON AND FREINDS January 5, 2021
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Split Louvain

The (sex) act of laying down on an ice rink (preferably the one in Leuven, Belgium; the city after which the Split Louvain is called) butt-naked on your stomach and have someone ice skate on one leg right in between your buttcheeks.
My butthole is tingling, I could really go for a Split Louvain right now.
by Aarshaartje February 5, 2021
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Split Head

An enjoyable band that wrote the songs “What a Joke”, and “Boys got bad teeth
Dude 1: Have you heard “Split Head” recently?
Dude 2: Yeah, I love the song “BDUBS”!!
by cranberrypasta February 19, 2021
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Lickety Split

Lickety Split - As fast as possible
by Morgan Boy April 5, 2021
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Banana split

When I split you with my banana
She loves going to dinner and getting a banana split for desert
by F3TU5801 April 16, 2021
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Taiwanese Split

A sexual position in which one party is lying on their back and their partner is straddling one leg while balancing the other leg on their shoulder. AKA a partner stretch.
Did you see the boys wrestling? I saw a perfect Taiwanese Split at one point…
by Tittles77 June 12, 2021
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Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.
by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021
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