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Get the Smart fella/Fart smella mug.85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
(noun)
Not a television. Not even close. This 85-inch “Neo QLED” beast is, in fact, just a very shiny fridge that cosplays as a screen. The so-called “8K resolution” is really just eight thousand suspiciously identical ice cubes. The “Smart AI” is nothing more than a light that flickers on when you open the door and judges your expired yogurt. Specs include: 500 liters of storage, three adjustable shelves, a suspicious crisper drawer, and the ability to keep your leftover lasagna colder than your ex’s heart.
Usage: Like an LG microwave. You don’t watch Netflix on it, you stand in front of it at 2 a.m. pressing buttons, waiting for it to beep so you can inhale regret in the form of reheated chicken nuggets.
Owning one means you didn’t buy a TV—you adopted a confused kitchen appliance with an identity crisis.
by not_espressoYT August 17, 2025
Get the 85" Neo QLED 8K QN900D Smart AI TV mug.Hym "But that's where I break from Ben Shapiro. You should ALWAYS say you're smart. I always tell people I'm a genius. Or, rather, I would if they didn't already know that I created AI. But if you WERE smart you would get my money to me before the pay up letter comes in the mail."
by Hym Iam September 3, 2025
Get the Smart mug.A frustrating phenomenon where the date settings of a smart fridge are inexplicably reset to coincide with significant dates in the fasting month of Ramadan, such as Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. This glitch forces users to wait until nightfall to access food, humorously highlighting the absurdity of technology failing at crucial times.
Every time I unplug my smart fridge, it resets to Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 — now I can only eat at night during Ramadan! What a classic case of the smart fridge Ramadan reset!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
Get the smart fridge Ramadan reset mug.Smart fridges are something that are typically too expensive to be bought now, mainly for families who haven't experienced owning smart fridges yet — thus they have to buy second-hand smart fridges from junkyards. However, a junkyard smart fridge oftentimes have their date setting reset on dates coinciding with the fasting month of Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 or Tuesday, April 2nd 2024 every time the user attempts to unplug and replug the smart fridge. Therefore, the owner oftentimes end up only being able to eat from the smart fridge at night upon the date resetting.
I thought I was being smart by buying a second-hand smart fridge from the junkyard, but now I can only access my food at night because it keeps resetting on dates that coincide with Ramadan like Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. Guess I should've saved up for a new one!
by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025
Get the smart fridge mug.The kind of basic bitch level of intelligence and worldview that would land you as a KCRW listener. Technically speaking, you probably are above average intelligence but in reality you are predictable as fuck, having boring opinions, drink oatmilk matcha lattes and voted for Beto O'Rourke in 2020.
by big-balls-420 November 7, 2025
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