simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

simp

will smith

A: Yall see the simp slap Chris Rock yesterday
B: You mean Will Smith ?

by waverullahi March 28, 2022

simp

you
your a fricking simp

Guy one: dude shes hot but she doesnt like me back
Guy two: dude your such a simp

by your fricking mom February 9, 2022

SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 19, 2022

SIMP

Silly Impression of a Male Primate.
Men that go out of their way to impress a female in an almost primal way, showing off everything they have, presenting her with presents.

You are really doing everything you can to get her to notice you, SIMP.

by philosopher72 January 13, 2021

Simping

104th Battalion commander Ceasar For savannah

Ceasar Is simping hard for savannah Rn

by Judge Bama January 23, 2021

simp

All boys when hanging out with girls or talking to them. Especially extremely short or tall kids.

Girl flirting with girl: fine
Girl flirting with boy: fine
Boy fliriting with Girl: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP

by yourmumisgayLMAO February 21, 2021