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Shart

Shart is when you fart but instead of gass comming out its poop
Molly: mom do you smell that!??
Molly mom: i sharted :(
Molly: EWWWW TMI THAYS GROSS
by The_weird_one =_= February 21, 2022
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Shart

Sharting is farting while expelling feces at the same time. A mixture of the words shit and fart. Shart!
Example 1
Person 1: "Holy shit, I think I just sharted"
Person 2: "How do you know if you did? Also get the fuck away from me I don't want your nasty vapourized poop particles in my body."
Person 1: "Wow I didn't know it was so bad to you, anyways my pants feel heavy. *turns around* See? its drooping down, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah it is that fucking bad you asshole, but yeah your pants are drooping down."
Person 1: "Well jeez, I didn't know you don't have to be so rude you fucking twinkle dick, yeah thanks for letting me know."
Person 2: "What'd you just call me? Shit biscuit, also no problem."
Person 1: "Shit biscuit? come on fucktard you can do better than that?"
Person 2: "Well yeah asswipe I can."
Person 1: "Asswipe is better?"
Person 2: "I never said it was, cum collector"
Person 1: "Okay, dipshit, fuck you and yo mama"
Person 2: "Go die in hell! *punch*"
**not inside jokes**
by i sharted😭 March 4, 2022
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shart

the act of farting and shitting at the same time but not just any old shit a sloppy wet stinky steamy shit so sloppy it slides down ur legs getting stuck in your leg hairs as u sprint for the shitter :)
by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022
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Shart kinnie

When the shart so dangerous u kin it
Sara:such a juicy squirt ugh
Lily: I'm a shart kinnie
by Ghostboobs69 August 10, 2021
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riding the shart

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park
"i was riding the shart on my way home today"
by throwaway54321 August 17, 2021
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Shart my biscuits

A fart where some poop comes out that also hits your testicles.
by Picklefla4 August 27, 2021
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Fart Shart

Why did you look this up? Anyways the definition is when someone has farted and sharted at the same time
by WoodenTreez August 28, 2021
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