pan

pan is a discord friend that ik and can be nicknamed as many different things ; pancake, pansexual and panel are some of them.

hey look its pan! i mean pansexual!!

by nyxieyourfav February 25, 2022

Pan-rom

A shortened version of the sexuality pan-romantic, which means being romantically attracted to all genders.

My friend Dave is a pan-rom ace.

by SunnyLove.666 February 25, 2022

pan-integralism

The paradigm that an Abelian integral to solve the quintic equation would arbitrarily solve equations of every higher power.

Galois found that quintic equations were only solvable by a discrete set of Noether symmetries which all involved the conservation-of-energy but varied from quintic equation to equation.

Abel found that there was no algebraic solution to quintic polynomials and polynomials of a higher order.

Pan-integralism argues that if an Abelian integral can be found to solve quintic equations; it can solve all higher-order equations as well.

This integral would be a pentagon-shaped non-Tarski space with its vertices on the surface-interior of a circle...

by metastatic February 26, 2022

pan da

panda with accidental space

"pan da"

by pandamanlover69loveeesex March 1, 2022

Pan-fry

To sunbathe whilst hungover, intentionally or unintentionally.

“I’m so hungover I can’t move, but the sun’s out, so I’m just going to pan-fry on the balcony."

"Been pan-frying have we?"

by silverfish January 21, 2026

Pan Searing

A more dramatic way to say something is frying you, or causing you to laugh heavily.

Person 1: Omg did u see that Charlie Kirk meme?
Person 2: Omg yess bro, it was pan searing me 😭😭😭😭

by anonymous January 30, 2026

Pan-Apophenia Theory

The radically skeptical, often nihilistic, position that all perceived meaning, connection, and causality is a cognitive illusion. From science and history to personal relationships and conspiracy theories, this view holds that the human mind is a meaning-making machine trapped in a universe of pure randomness. Any story we tell, any theory we build, is just a more or less sophisticated act of connecting dots that aren't really there. It's the ultimate reduction of knowledge to a neurological pathology.

Pan-Apophenia Theory Example: A proponent of Pan-Apophenia argues: "You think gravity is a law? That's just your brain apophenizing the repeated observation of falling objects. You think your friend loves you? That's you apophenizing a pattern of friendly behaviors. All meaning is a user-friendly hallucination your brain projects onto a silent, meaningless cosmos."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 6, 2026