Maria

A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.

Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”

Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase

by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021

bastian and maria

Absolute geniuses. Smartest Kids in school also they are beautiful.

"You see the kids over there? Those are the Bastian And Maria og this school"

by Captain Schack November 20, 2018

Maria

An amazing cousin who is pretty much a miniature version of you but 100x radder!!!

Cousin: "Maria, u r my favourite cousin!"
Maria: "Y thank you!!!!!"

by _13_random_horse_girl_13_ July 23, 2017

maria

maria is one of the most adventures, fun, sexy and humorous woman you´ll ever meet. she is one you will tell your grandparents about and you will think about her till the day you die. not only is she super hot but she is intelligent, amazing and can make you laugh at any moment no matter how sad you are. Maria is just a unforgettable woman all in all.

"have you heard about maria??"

"who has not heard about maria, she is soooooo hot"

by trumpfucker420 July 31, 2017

Maria #2

A old man that go's by the name Jose that has had the same side hoe for 20 years now and her name is Maria #2

Layla: Maria #2 and my grandfather are fucking rn

Me: Omg side chick goals

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

Maria Alvarez

She’s a very unique girl she’s crazy and nice when she wants to be but will fuck you up if you test her limits she keeps stuff to her self and is very trust worthy and is very loving tords her campaign she will make u feel like the world wen you are around her and will neva be off ur mind once u date her u will never wanna let go of her but if u hurt her she will hurt u back 10x worst she is a whole frk but she has to trust u 1st she if the definition of perfect

Maria Alvarez is Perfection,beautiful,crazy,and freaky.

by Gwg_100 March 9, 2019

villa maria vs notre dame

yeah, people actually spend time to hate on both schools. Some calling ND Notre dykes, and some calling VMA villa gorillas. All my friends have friends who go to Villa, who aren't particularly nice. Some people said that I shouldn't be "popular" (whatever that means) and i'm ugly and this was a few years ago so I hope that they have grown up. And people say that girls from Notre Dame are rich and obnoxious which in some cases that's true, but not a lot. There are some girls who are bratty and rich but most people there are humble and nice.

Wow I can't believe there is still an argument about Villa Maria vs Notre Dame.

by i dont know ok? January 12, 2019