Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.

Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.

by BlackCracker September 3, 2012

Schmitt's Law

A physical property of cables to tangle if left unattended.

According to schmitt's law, if you leave two or more cables unattended for a period of time, they will become tangled by the time you return.

by Sir Isaac Schmitt June 22, 2011

Consensus Law

A rule or practice that, while not technically official, is generally agreed upon and followed. (i.e. an unwritten rule)

Guy 1: Dude, what was that? Everyone knows it's not cool to screen peek!

Guy 2: Whatever, who made that rule?

Guy 1: It's consensus law, bro.

by MuteButton October 28, 2011

Greki's Law

The theory says that when renowned CS:GO player Greki picks up the AWP he almost always gets 3 kills in a round.

"Did you see that insane 3k?? that is Greki's Law in action. Thank god too, as we were definitely going to lose the round!"

by BruhXDRoflLMAOLOL February 23, 2023

Nagy’s Law

The Nagy Law states you can identify as the opposite gender to use the restroom as needed.

Bro, I had to use the bathroom so bad I had to use Nagy’s Law.

by Kerdrew October 8, 2023

Sans Law

A law of the universe, which name derives from Sans, from the popular indie game "Undertale". The law shows, that any skeletons or skeletal - like creature in media have weirdly good memes created about them, or with them included in the meme.

Ex: - "I swear, the Necrons from Warhammer 40K have the best memes made about them!"

- "Yeah, they abide the Sans Law, too".

Ex.2: - "Why does everybody find skeletons so cool yet funny?"

- "It's because of Sans Law. Skeletons are an engine for good memes".

by ingusbingus April 17, 2023

Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.

I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.

by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022