jacob robertson

Jacob robertson is the best person you will ever meet. He is better than vishy at almost everything. He is able to get pussy like it’s Oreos at Lucky dollar. He is friends with robert the sam eater and Vishy the person that gets 59 on his math test

Jacob robertson is better than vishy at life

by bocaJ nostreboR October 27, 2020

Dirty Jacob

a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.

Dude you know that guy from twilight?

Who Jacob?

Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.

by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010

Jacob Walters

A Kind Harted Person, With A Huge Personality, That Is Not Afraid Of The World And Loves Life, And is Very Good Looking.

"Wow, That Dude Is Such A Jacob Walters!"

by Alexandria Asking October 10, 2011

The Jacob Mabb

A Orgasmic Sandwich including

Peanut Butter
Nutella

White bread
"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"

"Dude have you tried The Jacob Mabb?"
"Yes i came in my pants"

by The Jacob Mabb September 4, 2014

The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016

jacob free

Annoying and says stupid things a lot and has anger issues

He is so annoying he is being such a Jacob Free

by No😂 December 13, 2016

Jacob Perez

The biggest Ariana Grande fan I know! He is the life of the party and everyone who knows him knows he is a QUEEN!!! I love jamming out with him to Ariana and Panic at the Disco over FaceTime!

Jacob Perez is a queen.

by @CWD4ever November 12, 2018