the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

by anxxss November 3, 2022

Goon

A synonym for vagina.

A large marble.

Ay I’ve been chasing to much goon in the club and not enough fishing.

by Beeves November 14, 2022

Goons

Goons are a bunch of uncouth, savage, crass, foul-mouthed, vulgar, immature, racist-epithet-uttering ogres who can't seem to say one sentence or make a single joke without using the worst of the worst profanity (or referring to some body function, bodily fluid, or body part, then giggling like a 10-year-old).

Goons are a collection of HIV+ individuals from the famous gay hook-up site somethingawful.com.

by Tempus Thales September 22, 2022

Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith

Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick

by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022

Goon

Josh

Josh is a goon

by Strongest Man in Hastings May 20, 2022

Goon

Sam weidman

Do u know Sam weidman?

Yeah, he a goon.

by Alex Taylor December 21, 2021