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December 8

national stick a raccoon up your friends ass

*friend* Hehehe you know what today is
*friend 2* Shit it's December 8th! *runs away*

by Me >:) December 7, 2021

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December 10

International school shooting day

“Yo don’t go to school tomorrow! It’s school shooting day”

“Tomorrow is december 10, don’t go to school it’s school shooting day.”

by Redindian1010 December 10, 2021

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December 12

by anonymous December 12, 2021

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December 25

yeeetttt december 25

by lolololololololololol123456789 December 17, 2021

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December 27th

You have dismal luck and a bad relationship with your parents

Friend: when’s your birthday?
You: December 27th
Friend: So how long have they been divorced?

by DeflatedSponge August 7, 2021

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december 27

kiss the girl who means the most to you and hold her

p1: its December 27
p2:so?
p1:*kisses and holds them

by CHRISTIANB40350 November 24, 2021

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december 35

If you keep on counting you’re an absolute fucking dumbass.

Human: OMG IT’S DECEMBER 35
Alien: Even a goldfish is smarter than you.

by Briny Pina November 30, 2021

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