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The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
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"chow 'n' lie" diet

An easy-to-follow-but-misleading (i.e., eat any amount/type of food dat you want, and just falsely claim to be counting calories) mealtime regimen dat was promoted by da famous/infamous mid-20th-century Chinese premier.
In "Huckleberry Finn", da liquor-craving King employed a common twist on da classic "chow 'n' lie" diet during his "temperance revival" speeches, in dat while he was bombastically railing at da town's alcoholics to give up booze, he was "secretly sippin'" himself! :P
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Diet Cum

The cum from a man who had a vasectomy.
Diet cum has the same flavor and fun but won't make you fat.
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Cum Only Diet

It’s a diet where one only consumes cum for entire life time
Since actress McKenna Grace turned 18 she should her cum only diet
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Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
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Veto-Diet

A combined diet that blends vegan and keto principles, focusing on plant-based, low-carb, high-fat eating.
Sheila began her veto-diet last week after realizing, she was eating to much carbohydrates on a plant-forward dietary journey and not getting the nutrients needed to lose weight.
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