Girth Control Pill

The male equivalent of a Birth Control Pill.

I will never get a vasectomy, but I always make sure that my Girth Control Pill supply is fully stocked.

by Arnie Grape September 14, 2021

Dirty controller

This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.

Oh baby, wanna try a dirty controller?

by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021

finance controller

A controller of finance oversees the functions of accounting in the company and ensures records are kept properly. They contribute to the financial strategies of the company and in developing internal control policies. They also perform risk management activities and develop plans to minimize risk

They ensure that all accounting information are accurate and proper at all times at each end of each quarters of the comapny's fiscal year.

I serve as a finance controller to provide risk mitigations from financial fraud both, internally and externally. I provide quarterly reports during each quarters (4x within a fiscal year) and also I ensure that our company are in compliant of all GAAP and accounting laws.

by Abdavison September 29, 2021

fortnite control

A way to Make your Kids retarded, Also a form of torture to normal human beings.

Guy 1: Dude i think your kid has Fortnite Control
Guy 2: He does play fortnite
Guy 1: ok lol

by SacknanaYT July 25, 2021

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar

I break controller.

by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022

Birth control glasses

Thick coke bottle eyeglasses.

Dork girl- Did you like my birth control glasses?

by The Original Agahnim June 9, 2021

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021