Goon Blanket

A blanket that you goon into.

Or a blanket that you bust a load into

"did you see Chad's new goon blanket?"
"I heard he's been blasting a lot of loads into it"

by Tokyo885 April 30, 2025

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

blanket blaster

Someone who masturbates in bed and doesn't keep it clean, getting their cum all over the place.

I found out the hard way on laundry day that my teenage son has become a blanket blaster.

by BBlaster June 1, 2025

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

yoga blanket origami

This is what happens when certain Type-A yoga teachers give the class nauseatingly specific instructions on how to fold blankets (i.e., lengthwise with fringe facing outward, then fold in thirds, then roll it into a tube shape towards the front end of your mat) as part of some type of a 'restorative pose' setup.

Tonight's yoga class had way too much yoga blanket origami going on, don't you think?

by yippa August 25, 2023

not anymore there’s a blanket

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.

“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

“Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!

by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023