base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.

I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.

by BOUS Master November 21, 2017

80th base

When you have sex with a lawnmower, usually taking place after your daughters quinceñera.

"Yo man I got so wasted and just got to 80th base"
"Dude how is ur dick still intact"

by A Niggtardo March 5, 2017

200th Base

Where you have sexual intercourse that is so good, you invae Russia

"man i got to 200th base and im the fucking Tsar now!"

by MimpleSan December 8, 2020

3.14159265359 Base

Having anal sex then calculating the circumference of her asshole to the diameter using Pi.

Person 1: have you gotten 2nd base with her yet man?
Person 2: even better! I got to 3.14159265359 Base!

by xopurp November 5, 2021

Based Republic

When something or someone is so based that it forms a fully fledged, Independent, Democratic Republic.

Person 1: Jack in the Box just released the Super Mega Taco Meal!

Person 2: Based Republic.

by mcyeet November 1, 2021

based off of

Verbal phrase that identifies one of the infinitude of things that something is not based on.

Want to hear my new idea for a weapon? It's based off of The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson. What? Oh sorry, it's based on laser technology.

by AnnoyingBoomer September 11, 2021

Stolen Base

A surprise pinky in the butt.

My roommate gave me a stolen base while I was sleeping. It was the experience of a lifetime.

by Richard Pickle August 20, 2021