asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Painfully Asian

An Asian person that has a hard time with the pronunciation of all "r" and "l" words and the words sound interchangeable.

Ex: Room: pronounced "loom" by painfully Asian person. "It's in the loom."

by nycdb2015 September 7, 2015

Asian Chris

Often left out of the fun, Asian Chris is known for his tiny errection and his lack of elite call of duty skills.

Hi Asian Chris, will you help me with my math homework?

by DrDanks December 1, 2016

lesbian asian

Norma

That lesbian Asian looks like Norma

by UrMumSaidMyPullOutGameIsDank August 15, 2017

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

Asian labrador

Asian labrador; a word for cat.

Asian labradors are very small.

by jerry dow April 16, 2019

Asian-echolocation

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.

Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

by banny bebez May 30, 2018