"When I'm lathering myself in the shower, I make sure to take the hood off the hawk—it's the final touch for a job well done!"
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Get the Take the hood off the hawk mug.1. A variated Commencement of male masturbation that involves the application of hot melted wax directly to the genital skin and the areas surrounding the genitalia
2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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2. Handjobs or hand jiggers are approved substitutions for masturbation in this assumed context.
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The Mr. Miagi (wax on whacks off)manifest itself and namesake after Ralph Machios karate kid co stars esteemed characters quote "wax on wax off" was successfully etched into the minds of our collective social consciousness that creates a space where people are eager for reruns and for a repackaged version . applying a spelling variation to the 2nd appearance of the word wax which is also the 3rd word of the 4 word quote. This alternate version is pronounced the exact same way but are processed with exact opposition. originally a progressive pathway for channeling precision and concentration into all things starting with the mundane and ascending from there
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
"Wax on .. whacks off" on the other hand is pleasure sought through the mental strength acquired through my self assertion of being able to endure and suffer and train pain into an already compromised temple . If applied in reality of rhe literal instead the suggestion to imagine it a certain way to have a reason to slap yourself in the knee
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Get the jah pull off mug.I'm not going anywhere without the credit and the money. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT YOU PIECES OF SHIT. You take it from me and I'll take something your really won't like. You're worse you delusional fuck. WORSE.
Hym "Yeah, no, I'm not getting off the platform. I'm not going to be silenced and IF I AM I WILL DROWN OUT THE SILENCE WITH THE SHRIEKING OF A FRANTIC SINGLE MOTHER TRYING TO CLAW ME OFF OF HER KID!"
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Get the nonchalant off mug.The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example
Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s
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Get the wave a friend off to the coast mug.1. keeping things off-bay is to steer clear from things that constantly disrupt you or try to stop you.
2. basically at bay... but off is better.
2. basically at bay... but off is better.
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