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massage unicorn

Someone who derives pleasure, happiness and joy from giving massages to others without a thought for reciprocation or payment.
My massage unicorn came over last night and erased all the stress from my work week. Lucky for me, he is also my oral unicorn ;)
by Zen Unicorn May 23, 2016
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Unicorn-lover

posters in Mr. Imans class that Morgan Swank made in 3rd hour geography!!
Dang thos unicorn-lovers are nice! Good job Morgan!!
Thanks girl!!
by mmmmmmmmmmo0ooooooooooommmmmmm November 26, 2018
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unicorn rancher

Someone that offers the space, attention, time, and support for a females that might be a unicorns. This is different from "unicorn hunters" in that unicorn ranchers realize that the likely hood of finding a perfectly matched unicorn is so high, that it was easier to assume that the matches weren't perfect.

A much more realistic person than a "unicorn hunter". Someone, or a family, that creates the space and support for potential unicorns to flourish.
I hear that Bill and Sara have become unicorn ranchers! They have several new young girls down at at their villa.
by Cazar2 October 21, 2018
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unicorn meat

A large unicorn staff that penetrates even the mightiest of foes.
Oh look Andrew took that unicorn meat like a pro
by Alexgamer219 March 12, 2019
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Sexy Unicorn

Sexy Unicorn:A Unicorn Thats Sexy And Gets Hell Of Pegases
Sexy Unicorn Went To Find A Pegases
by Jordasia21 June 13, 2018
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Unicorn butt

He thinks he is taller than mia he has pocket knifes he thinks if he gives one of his pocket knifes to some one he is cheating on it he is a white boy
Unicorn butt likes pocket knifes.
by Moopigjr June 26, 2018
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purple unicorn

verb. act of strapping a purple strap-on to your head and performing sex acts
that guy gave her the purple unicorn.
by x14 September 28, 2008
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