Big road in Calgary. Quickest way to die in a vehicle accident because nobody can drive for shit in Calgary.
Bro: I want to claim insurance after a car crash, how will I achieve this?
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.
Me: Go onto Deerfoot Trail. Some bitch going 140 in a 90 will help you out.
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Give it two shifts, once the new bartender figures out Logan smiles like that at everyone, we’ll have another trail of tears behind the bar.
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