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spaghetti in a condom

A solution you can't accept, to a problem you will never understand.

Derived from a video where someone filled a condom with spaghetti and water then tied it off. Then they took the condom and put it in a kettle and boiled it. After it was so over cooked it became one congealed mess, they dump the now one GIANT condom noodle into a bowel and put an ungodly amount of ketchup on it.

Everything about it is wrong, none of it makes sense to do it that way, you will NEVER be able to figure out the thought pattern that arrived at that solution, and you won't understand the circumstances that led up to THAT being the answer to said problem.
"What the fuck are you trying to say?! You're trying to make spaghetti in a condom son!"
by puppetstring55 July 28, 2021
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Spaghetti

It's my favourite word. why say noodle when you can say spaghetti?

im british btw not italian i just really like the word spaghetti =>
i like spaghetti carbonara.
by Gliittzer August 6, 2021
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Spaghetti Western male

A guy that thinks he's a cowboy even though he's from Italy.
The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
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Spaghetti-Pisser

n. 1. An angry Italian person.

n. 2. A chef who puts their bodily fluids in the food they cook (i.e. spitting in it, urinating in it, farting on it).

n. 3. Someone who literally urinates spaghetti. When they have to pee, instead of urine coming out of their "part", spaghetti does.
I don't usually tip the waiters or cooks at this restaurant. I might have to stop coming here cause I don't know if the chefs are spaghetti-pissers or not.
by hjjcnk September 13, 2021
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Spaghetti

A large man from the country of Sudan
Oh my, who forgot to invite Spaghetti to our annual basic hoe party?
by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021
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Spaghetti

The weird uncle who always invites himself to family reunions.
Hey, who the diggity dang invited Spaghetti? Huh? WHO COMMITTED THIS FEDERAL OFFENSE?
by theperson whoknowswhatyoudid October 1, 2021
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Slamming Spaghetti

When you the sex is so physically draining that your knees are weak, your arms are heavy, and there's vomit on your sweater already
We were going at it so hard last night we were slamming spaghetti, I can barely walk today
by Oregano D February 20, 2022
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