Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.

"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."

by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

Pumpkin Soup

A far cry from somewhat of a meal. A male eating this will indeed turn him homosexual.

Hayden's girlfriend made him pumpkin soup, Hayden ate the pumpkin soup and now he himself and others see him as a gay man.

by realmendonteatsoup July 17, 2024

pumpkin the gentlemen

Weirdo. Pedophile. Likes lolicon. Gets called out a million times but his fans don't care. Uses "its normal in Japan " as an excuse for his vile behavior.

A: Did you hear what pumpkin the gentlemen did?
B: Ughhhh... not again...

by kawaiigothicutie July 19, 2024

Pumpkin

drug

yo waddup my homie lets smoke dat pumpkin

by pumpkinlover July 29, 2024

Full pumpkin territory

Way, way, way past a known deadline. Playful reference to Cinderella’s midnight curfew.

Hi Dale, we’re now in full pumpkin territory. If you’re still interested in engaging in a conversation, please let me know. Many thanks.

by Willy The Labrador April 15, 2025

Pumpkin Blumkin

The act of using a pumpkin as a flesh light while on the shitter

"my girlfriend had to leave to munt, So i had to hit a Pumpkin Blumkin."

by beau4621 April 24, 2025

Upside Down Pumpkin

When you flip a pregnant woman upside down while rubbing her clit and licking her cinnamon ring.

I upside down pumpkin my wife at our best friends party.

by Deadpool Pumpkin May 15, 2025