beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Awkward Penguin

A method used to warm one's hands. Consists of shrugging arms up and down while pointing hands outwards as if one's arms were a penguin's wings.

She was about to get hypothermia, but the awkward penguin warmed her fingers.

by G009 June 1, 2016

Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.

That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!

by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016

penguin

its the best animal alive

penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin penguin for for for for for for for life life life life life life

by darealpenguin December 1, 2020

Doritos of Club Penguin

A Club Penguin Community ran by a bunch of Pakistani Pedophiles. They log onto many Club Penguin Private Servers, being dickheads to the average players of these by spamming emoticons and their shitty "Family Forever" phrases.

Did you see the Doritos of Club Penguin online today? I heard one of their leaders like to groom children with Discord Nitro memberships.

by Seltzer_Sex December 21, 2020

Penguin

A penguin is a bird that is so freaking cute that it kills you

OMG look at that cute penguin

by ShadowWolfYTX November 13, 2020

NG Penguin

Nerd

The NG Penguin is stupid

by Foizz November 28, 2020