Oscar Puri

Oscar (AKA Snowball) Puri is a very handsome Maltipoo. He lives in Bay Area, California. Oscar is a very anxious man, and has separation anxiety from his parents. Overall, Oscar is very chill, but does have sudden bursts of energy. Oh, he also looks like Alec Baldwin for some reason.

A: Nice dog, what's his name?

S: His name is Oscar Puri, isn't he handsome?

A: Yes, he is very good looking. I'll call him Snowball.

S: Haha, he'd like that.

A: Would you like to get coffee with me? Oscar can come too.

S: I’d love to.

(By the end of this story A and S start to date and Oscar is the best man at the wedding.)

by PandaManAlex December 19, 2021

oscar

clapped muppet that thinks he's funny

oscar is a blert mega

by yourmumsabadmuppet December 21, 2021

Oscar

The Cutest Boy ever to walk the earth, Rooms light up when he walks in them

Person 1: Damn man have you seen "Oscar"
Person 2: Of course, he's to cute to not notice

by RandomPerson470114 December 24, 2021

Zulu Oscar Papa Foxtrot

Letters of the NATO phonetic alphabet used to identify leaders or HVTs in battle by the Coalition To End The Reign Of Hummayun Malik

"Tally two bandits, escorting a Zulu Oscar Papa Foxtrot! 1 hostile, engaging!"

by Gogo seeweed May 16, 2022

Oscar

Oscar carry’s a gigantic dick between his legs, he will beat the shit out of you then proceed to shove his cock in your girlfriend, Oscar will leave all the woman limping after giving them a orgasm too hot to handle

Holy shit Oscar beat the shit out of me and fucked my girlfriend he is such a badass

by IceColaIgetBar May 17, 2022

On Oscar

Say it after saying something that cannot under no circumstance be untrue.

I didn’t kiss Tom, on Oscar!

by Mill Hall sex demon May 17, 2022

Oscar

The dude that happens to be tired 24/7

Person 1: Hey Oscar
Oscar: wregawgpiuawrpguhg
Person 1: ok have a good nap

by Anilgena May 24, 2022