Maddy

An absolutely haggard, tired soul that takes out their hatred and loneliness on those younger, hotter and more interesting than them. They try to be the cool white girl and a fake ally just to position themselves as morally better but really they’re morally bankrupt. Would sell their own mum for a Gucci shoe, suck their manager’s dick for a pay rise (he won’t cum). Quite a bent nose with a masculine looking face, trying to hide her age with pop culture references even though no one cares about Harry styles. Has a penchant for tearing down women of colour and gaslighting them. Completely sad that she is a spinster and will likely stay like that forever. Finally, she is absolutely mad. Hence, the name.

Damn, that witch is a Maddy the way she cackles at brown women.

by frurofanon November 22, 2021

Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.

Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”

by karrot November 22, 2021

Maddie

she shy but around friends she’s loud, the funniest girl you’ll ever meet. shes clumsy but she’s still hot and if you have a maddie in your life don’t let her go. if your name starts with an L or an A, you and maddie are meant to be.

person 1: Who’s that over there?
person 2: Oh that's maddie, she’s hilarious

by HollyRyback389 October 16, 2019

Maddie

She can be small gorgeous and gets OBSESSED with a boy she’ll like so don’t let her Catch feels

She did a maddie on me

by uweepussyfoot October 17, 2019

Maddie

Maddie is a super sweet person who always has your back and makes you smile 24/7

Funny joke! Must have been Maddie.

by slovesmusic October 18, 2019

Maddi

Maddi is one of the most annoying girls you will ever find.
She can always be found at an Ariana Grande concert.
She is the most annoying weed smoking little bomber you'll ever find.
If you ever see her, please run

"Oh shit! I see a Maddi, we bet run or we are dead!!"

by NBQUEEN October 20, 2019

Maddie

Maddie is a bitch. She uses people and She thinks she better then everyone else, she has a pea head and I’m pretty sure I kicked her into my fortnite goal. She looks like my front door, where are her boobs? They are lost. Where is her butt, it exploded because her head was so far up her own arse. She’s ugly as frig and she needs to get that dick back in her mouth before she says anymore bullshit, after out best friends boyfriend are we. S L A G
And now dating her other “bestfriends” boyfriend

Fucking wet the bed.
Oh yeah forgot to mentioned she pissed herself in front of everyone. one word tramp ahahahahah loLolOlOl
Suck my ass u goose

“Did that girl just piss herself she must be a maddie..”
“Oo I just found some tits they just be maddies!!”

by Jay Z aka da best October 23, 2019