Dry Creek

No matter how hard a male tries he just can't get a female wet during sex.

Mitch: "Dude, I heard you went home with Beth last night, how was it?"

Ted: "It was terrible, that bitch was such a dry creek I ended up giving her a crispy ninja and left!"

by Tyrant726 September 6, 2011

Dry Texter

Someone who texts with all the personality of a wet ball of yarn. Their text messages are mainly 1 word or abbreviations

All he said to me yesterday was hi and gtg, he's such a dry texter

by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023

Dry Bones

a turt that go skert

Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana

by jaydeelife October 13, 2023

Dry Swallow

When someone throats a dry substance with no liquid.

Damn!!!! The vanilla gorilla just dry swallowed that whole jar of Parmesan.

by El Magnate October 16, 2019

Dry Doxxing

When someone attempts to dox somebody in a secret manner, AKA set their pfp as someone, send a random picutre with no context of a house... ETC

similar to dry snitching

Guy 1: Ay that mf tried Dry Doxxing me last night
Guy 2: What a bitch, lets jump his ass

by Whattheyfkcingdhdh November 18, 2020

Dry Spell

Going a long period of time with out any type of coitus/intercourses causing you to act like a hormonal teenager

You might look like a genderbent Walter with wrinkles. I don’t know if it is the 30 year dry spell but that is *DOING IT FOR ME*!

by @TheCrimsonFucker December 24, 2020

dry plunge

When you turn off the water for someone a toilet and flush it so there is no water remaining in the tank or bowl. You then proceed to take a dump in the dry bowl.

-Damn what’s that awe full smell?
- Oh, I just dry plunged the toilet!

by Scro401 December 25, 2020