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Condom

Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
Im not ready to have a kind lets use a condom
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u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers
u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?
by u/fokalorr May 16, 2019
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Condomsation

That sweat that's on the condom when you take it off
"We out here sloppy with condomsation, man"
by dustBoxedNORTH June 17, 2019
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No Condom John

A man who has multiple baby mommas from sleeping around, has 6 kids, early 30s Male.
" There goes no condom John and his basketball team."
by John Micsott March 25, 2019
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condomsation

When you open the packaging of a condom and some lube accidentally drips out.
Dude, I was trying to be smooth, but when I pulled it out some condomsation came out.
by rosecoloredhomo April 17, 2019
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condom

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
by stevegreensburg September 28, 2019
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Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019
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