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Caleb

The very best guy. Sporty and funny, he’s often unaware of how hilarious he is. To outsiders he might seem weird, but to his close friends he acts differently.

It is hard to get close to a Caleb, who keeps secrets and puts off telling you things for as long as possible. A Caleb could easily get any girl he wants, but doesn’t ever tell the one he likes how he feels.
“Who’s that lunatic over there?”

Lunatic? That’s Caleb!”

“Ooooooooooooooh!”
“I shouldn’t have said that? Can we go talk to him?”
by You Know Who Wrote This!! November 27, 2021
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A dude that is approximately 5’10 With a massive dong. Always nice and fun to be around, super funny, chill and overall just great. He most likely has green or blue eyes that are easy to get lost in.
Yo, Caleb’s got a huge dick
by mLggarry November 27, 2021
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Very sexy and hot and amazing he loves to smoke weed and bang silly bitches and he's a scrumptious daddy and has a huge schlong
Woah did you know Caleb has a 16 inch scrumptious pp?
by Slimdaddiesaucelol December 3, 2021
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Caleb

Are not okay. Will argue the opposing side as you, just to see you die inside. Gives off, “sucks at chess” vibes. AND THEY PROBABLY DO. Mean. Most likely has an absent father. Could make a really great emo goth kid. Probably fell down the stairs as a younger child. If not, it would be my pleasure to fulfill that rite of fate.
Oye Caleb, Let thou push thee down the stars. Would be my honor.
by Got a hippo for Christmas December 4, 2021
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me: you’re a caleb
caleb:GASP
by Abby smh July 9, 2022
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Caleb Johnson

Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.

Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.

He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
“Caleb Johnson is so hot, but can I trust him?”
“Yes, but don’t let what he says get to you.”
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
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Always good looking, can rizz girls up and makes them jizz. Always matches with Eila
Caleb is hott
by TP61 July 31, 2022
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