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where my child at

me when she gives birth to my child
Where my child at
by snowumbrella August 26, 2023
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The place where poop comes from, and also a place where a penis likes to go visit sometimes. Typically, it is so hidden between the fluffy, buttery, biscuits that the sun never has a chance to shine on it. Also see: Sphincter Sun Bathing.
Angry response: “you can go stick it where the sun doesn’t shine!”
Hopeful question: “ any chance I might be able to park my fleshy-torpedo in the back-vagina, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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Where the sun doesn’t shine

The area located deep between the fluffy, buttery, back-biscuits, that someone wants to put something in, either because they are angry with you or very much love you, depending on the circumstances.
When happy and hopeful: May I please park my fleshy-torpedo in your brown starfish garage, “where the sun doesn’t shine?”
When angry with someone: if you keep doing that, I’m going to put a 2 L bottle “where the sun doesn’t shine!”
by Gomer Kyle August 27, 2023
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Ma’am. Where is the gumball??

When something is sussy, or questionable. You use this term to explain how you are feeling.
Someone trips and falls…

You turn to your friend and say “Ma’am. where is the gumball??”
by ropegraken September 6, 2023
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WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?

when vape not found, big sad.
"WHERE THE F*%K IS MY VAPE?"
by anonymous October 5, 2023
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Where are the knives?

Something you say when you check the kitchen to stab someone who's being a dumbass, but there are only two pans and cooking gloves.
*Where is chocolate?

*Where are the knives?

*Why is there nothing I like?
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