K.i.s.s system

K.I.S.S- keep it simple stupid

It’s a selling tactic when the seller gives the most simple information about the product so it will be easier for you to buy

K.I.S.S system in action-
Buyer: hey, can you tell me something about this dress ..?
Seller: it’s beautiful..(that’s all you need to know)

by Syd669 January 19, 2024

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Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

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Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.

Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.

by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024

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System pop

When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched

Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

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