Trail of Tears

A local phrase referring not to the forced displacement of roughly 60,000 Native Americans from between 1830 and 1850, but instead to the predictable emotional fallout when bartenders at Willie Beamons realize they’ve once again fallen for Logan. Often marked by misty eyes, heavy pours, and coworkers saying “don’t do it” far too late.

Give it two shifts, once the new bartender figures out Logan smiles like that at everyone, we’ll have another trail of tears behind the bar.

by Corey Daul December 26, 2025

Windythe, the dusty trail executables

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Windythe, the dusty trail executables

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

chimdale snail trail

When you preform an act of belly button sex and you pull out with belly button lint on your entity and you nut it back in.

Yo. That girl last night let me give her a chimdale snail trail.

by inyoendo January 31, 2025

Trail Daddy

A person who frequents hiking trails; vision and creativity driving chosen routes. Inspired by light, adventure, people and the great outdoors. Thoughtful packer, often thinking of others’ needs. Generous in nature, sharing discoveries and ideas. Some trail daddies are professional photographers, but only one is known in the Pacific Northwest.

The generous trail daddy led to me to the auroras, shared his granola bar and took pictures of me.

by FunNayNay February 18, 2025

Gold Trail School

A Garbage school in the Wastes of California that has the Greediest teachers and worst air quality of all of America.

Let's go to Gold Trail School and die of Bad air

by DillieDillie12 February 24, 2025