simp

the one named Krishna, the ultimate simp, the queen of all simps

"Omg, you're such a simp, Krishna!"

by mr wumpus June 27, 2021

SIMP

someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person

JOEL IS A SIMP FOR MADELYN CLINE
JOEL WAS SIMPING HARD FOR MADELYN CLINE

by NIGARO_ January 9, 2023

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

SIMP

A man who goes above and beyond for the women in his life, even if they are just his lowly staff. He is kind, too generous and puts everyone before himself.

He is the best part of a lot of peoples day and someone to admire.

Oh boss is such a simp. Let’s be like boss.

by bellearina August 22, 2023

simp

Fat losers in their moms' basements dropping their McDonald's salaries on women they have no chance with for attention

The VTuber "community" is full of massive fucking simps

by WhyDoINeedToTypeInAGodDamName September 2, 2022

SIMP

A Super Intelligent Minecraft Player. They are not fatherless unlike actual simps.

Hmm, That guy is a SIMP.

by Endermanch67 May 2, 2022

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022