simon

gets zero play no girls ever talk to him or ever get near him, almost as if he isn't real.

he gets no bitches, his name must be simon

by peenyeater33 May 17, 2022

Simon

Bossen

Simon = Bossen

by vilm May 25, 2022

Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simon stanley

absolute mega dilf. 15 mega inch big dick daddy.

we all live in fear of the simon stanley's of the world.

by FishyNamedBillyBOIII January 25, 2022

Simon

Simon has a gigantic massive horse cock. Who is unbelievably good in bed. Like RELLEY! GOOD!!!.

Girl 1." Girllll how is he so good in bed".
Girl 2." It's SIMON He is always THAT good!".

by Just... January 25, 2022

Simon

he can be nice one minute, and the next he’s in your face trying to fight you

person 1: yeah simon’s really nice
person 2: no he ain’t. he punched me in my balls yesterday

by spongebob_holes February 6, 2022

Simon

Fat polish immigrant

Simon u fat polish immigrant

by Big polish April 1, 2022