Lickety Split

Lickety Split - As fast as possible

Eat that booty like lickety split

by Morgan Boy April 5, 2021

Banana split

When I split you with my banana

She loves going to dinner and getting a banana split for desert

by F3TU5801 April 16, 2021

Zorro Split

Mustache similar to Zorro's, two mustaches divided by a small gap.

"look at that dude's Zorro Split!"

by YourMomsFather May 22, 2021

Split infuckative

The use of everyone's favourite four-letter word inserted within another word or abbreviation.

Guy 1: Want some of this Chinese takeaway?
Guy 2: Abso-fucking-lutely.

1 hour later

Guy 2: Ah, my head. Too much MS-fucking-G.
Guy 1: Why do you always use split infuckatives?

by Bad Boy Wallace May 10, 2021

vag-split ween

The genitalia of a transgender woman.

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 4, 2021

Cocknana Split

Sex while simultaneously standing on your head, thrusting, and doing the splits. Usually the beneficial aftermath of sending a photo of a cocknana.

Always stretch prior to attempting a cocknana split, and bring whipped cream for added satisfaction.

by DJ, Chee Sed November 7, 2021

Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022