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Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.
Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"
by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022
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Something that FrankieTheNOOB1 wants a sentence on a mug because then he has a chance to buy it and then it would say “ put this message on a mug”
Frankie: put this message on a mug
my.urbandictionary.com: ok
by FrankieTheNOOB1 January 23, 2022
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put you d

put you d — put you on
" let me put you d with this girl
by aubmarie.__ February 6, 2022
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Putting on for your city

Slanging dick otherwise known as having intercourse with a large amount of females and bring notoriety to the area from which one originates.
Putting on for your city

Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"
by LerroyJenkinss September 19, 2023
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Put me on Paper

Refers to a woman placing her child’s father on the government child support collection list.
J.R: My girl just put me on paper and the states tryna collect.
Day Day: Word? How much are they makin you pay?
by ThatClownShit September 21, 2023
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put out to stud

Putting a hot and horny male stud (horse or man) into the pasture so that he can impregnate female horses (ponies).
Horse trainer A: Man, I'm gonna put Seabiscuit out to stud, he just is no good on the track anymore and his dick is almost done workin'.

Horse trainer B: Yeah man, there's nothing left for him. He's gotta be put out to stud.

Guy: I'm going out to stud tonight! Fuck this horse! Let's hit the bars!
by BWWW June 11, 2007
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Put on your condom

to fasten one's seatbelt. The similarities between the two are endless: everyone hates them, they are for protection, not wearing them can be quite risky, and girls never use them.
Steve: Hey, Andrew, put on your condom. This could be a rough ride.

Andrew: Shut up Steve. But I guess I should...
by My Girlfriend's Friend December 17, 2010
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