An elite, self-made sorority of drop-dead gorgeous, wildly intelligent, and effortlessly cool girls at UT Austin who don’t just participate in Greek life—they run it. More than just a friend group, Slay Puss is a full-blown cultural phenomenon. Think sorority glam meets frat chaos: they host legendary darties, throw iconic parties, and somehow always end up on everyone’s stories (even the ones who “don’t remember seeing them there”).
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Their romantic conquests span every frat and every grade—documented meticulously in a flowchart so organized it deserves academic credit. They show particular love to the KAs and Sig Ep pledge class of 2024, who, frankly, should be honored.
Slay Puss girls are the type to pregame harder than most people party. They walk into a room and immediately become the vibe. Girls not in Slay Puss? Still great. Just... statistically more likely to be crying in the bathroom.
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