A man who doesn’t do shit, takes no true accountability, gets high all day, way too pushy when horny, threatens to kill himself when he doesn’t get his way, doesn’t care until it’s too late, puts on a front infront of his homies, lies a lot, talks shit about people, manipulates you, judges you, makes you feel stupid, is controlling and WAY too insecure but also somehow a narcissist at the same time. An edge is a truly horrendous experience, but it’s a lesson. An edge got you rethinking life. An edge is so so selfish and uses people to get what he wants. He’s also a fucking pussy.
Victor “if you leave me I will kms”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”
Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better”
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*
Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”
Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”
Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better”
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*
Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”
Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”
by Wetcooch April 4, 2023
Get the Edge mug.Someone (typically a male) who tries to act all tough and cool but cannot pull it off because they have the intimidation level of a baby kitten
"Dude's acting like a total Edge Sheeran, like he thinks he's hot shit, but it's almost adorable because he's really not"
by FoxNews4Kids 2 May 13, 2023
Get the Edge Sheeran mug.A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel
by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023
Get the Edge Fest mug.A journey taken to learn something from outside of your current world view.
Used to tell someone they are privileged or sheltered and should seek more of the world to see how life really is.
Used to tell someone they are privileged or sheltered and should seek more of the world to see how life really is.
“How can you see the whole world if all you’ve ever done is live in the tall grass?, You have to journey to the field’s edge to see what the world really holds!”
by Mr.Snowleopard December 27, 2022
Get the journey to the field’s edge mug.a comedic style in which a person, usually a 12-15 y.o. male, says or does something incredibly offensive and crass with their main intentions being to overcome their woefully bland sense of humor, make themselves appear intellectual, and offend others. edge is most commonly employed by young teens who haven't quite yet developed a personality and have browsed through a few too many unsavory subreddits.
edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
edge is not the same as dark humor, in which the offensive statements are made with an actual punchline or crux of the joke. edge is typically pointless, interchangeable rambling.
14 year old: "hitler! slavery! cbt! arson!"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
normal person: "is this joke going to get a punchline or is it just a bunch of meaningless edge?"
by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( January 2, 2023
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Get the Forced Edge mug.middle class town in bergen county. Some own the hideous mcmansions who think that theyre alpine material because they drive a BMW 3 series base model with their home depot chandeliers in the big window above the front door. Some families are extremely wealthy, but you would never know. there are alot of "fake" rich people there who drive maybe a c class mercedes, and drive it like its an s class. Or a 3 series BMW and drive it like its an m6. I know a family who's parents are a lawyer, and a neurosurgeon, AND they both own companies. Yet they have an acura and a mercedes. You never know what you'll find in river edge. Highlights include CVS, RED (River Edge Diner), Habit Burger, Dunkin donuts (2), and a bunch of parks. River edge has 2 elementary schools, a middle school, and shares a highschool with its neighboring town; Oradell.
"did you hear about River Edge NJ?"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
"never heard of it"
"ill show you"
"there are alot of mcmansions here"
by swissroll123 July 22, 2017
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