one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

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Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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Need It?

The phrase "need it" in Latin, "opus est," has been immortalized in bars across central Texas. It carries a dual meaning, often used to inquire if someone desires a drink or if they are seeking confrontation. This linguistic quirk has become a common expression in social settings, reflecting the blend of German influence and Texan culture in the region.

Hey bitch, you Need It?

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What Need For a Fence That Is On The Verge Of Decay

Literal Meaning:

There is no point in keeping up a fence if it is worn down- unable to do its job

Figurative Meaning:

At times there is no need for unnecessary doubt when it is incapable of preventing the inevitable

- Dmitri Milan Mikhailov

Individual A: "I find myself completely distraught, whatever am I supposed to do dear compadre?"
Individual B: "Fret not my dear, for what Need for a Fence that is on the verge of decay?"

by Dmitri Theodore Mikhailov August 21, 2024

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