geez life

Slang term for being old.

I got it goin’ on, I’m livin’ the geez life!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020

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Life's a glitch

Life's a glitch is an alternative to Life's a beach and Life's a glitch sounds closer to Life's a bitch than Life's a beach does.

Steve: *Drinking from Life's a Beach mug.

Steve: Life's a Beach!

Stan: Boring!

Tyler: *Drinks from Life's a glitch mug.

Tyler: Life's a glitch!

Stan: *laughs.

Stan: hahaha haha! Now that's funny!

by CynderFanclub February 12, 2023

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The dick of life

A mystical penis made of venereal energy from man whores across the niggerverse . Constantly on the prowl for victims to punish with its veiny girth . Capable of destroying the anal glands of even the strongest warrior.

My hoe didn’t have my money so I stuffed the bitch with the dick of life.

by Chase the cuntnogger March 7, 2021

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Chop Life

A west African phrase meaning "enjoy life and celebrate it to the fullest"

My friend Chop Life before you study, you only live once

by dizguy July 10, 2022

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Life jam

1.(v) hitting an opponent with the gold burst mechanic in famous 2D fighting game series Guilty gear, usually using an overly specific method.

2.(n) The inventor of the life jam technique

1. KV - "How dare you life jam me"

Sajam - "I had to, had to be done"
2. Sajam - "I hate you life jam you know that, absolute fucking sicko"

by Death curry December 3, 2021

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life

what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid.
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...

Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...

Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!

by Roberto Presley January 2, 2008

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