Finger horn

Using your finger to get your feet into a pair of dress shoes, when the shoe horn is backwards and you are hammered drunk.

Derek was so hammed his shoe horn was back wards so he had to resort the the double finger horn

by Spenny for real May 13, 2012

Throwing up em horns

A homosexual male term used in skateboarder. It implies one man giving another male an erection. When the certain male receives an erection, his 'horn' has been thrown up.

Skater- 'Hey mitch did you see that nose kickflip?"

Friend- 'Yea that was pretty hot and wicked'

Skater 2- 'You boys throwing up em horns or are you skating?

by Hospis Vet March 20, 2011

rabbit-horn

somebody or something that is very rare.

The actor has been a rabbit-horn for years.

by uttam maharjan July 8, 2011

horn battle

A competition between two or more horns usually to see which is loudest. May take place between any types of horns, including car horns, truck horns, locomotive horns, ship horns, marching band horns, etc.

The marching band just had a horn battle with that train! I think it won!

by mamarley August 20, 2011

Ms Horne

OK Hi guys It is not OK I'm sorry about that You may write a report. I will put you on the detention.

Ms Horne is ok

by badass1234aloat November 23, 2021

Hornely

When you desperately want someone to share normal life experiences with, like hugging, sitting on sofa watching TV together, doing laundry, etc but not sexual activities.

I'm so hornely. I just want someone to hug, talk to and hold hands with.

by 11122X May 23, 2023

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023