Heavy Metal

The best damn thing you’ll ever hear

You know you are listening to heavy metal when it’s got a 3 minute intro then lyrics about death or war or it’s just so distorted you can’t hear the lyrics I recommend if you plan to get into metal you should start with less heavy bands like cannibal corpse or sodom if you can’t listen to a cannibal corpse song all the way through you are a pussy

by Scuba Shlog April 23, 2021

Heavy sardines

The next stage to the phrase "heavy salad"

Used in very stressful situations

"Mate this maths level is heavy salad"

"Nah bro its heavy sardines"

by BigKieth June 7, 2021

Heavies

Big titties

Yo shawty got the heavies

by ILLA June 11, 2021

heavy

uk slang for 'thats rough' or 'too bad'

jim broke his leg

Bob: "oof heavy one that"

jim gwts freindzoned by his crush

Bob: thats heavy

by jeff :/ June 13, 2021

Heavy Treasure

something valuable, and, or rare; prefereably 'Pokemon' trading cards.

"Pulled some 'Heavy Treasure' today opening some packs!"

by rbbirdman May 21, 2021

Heavy Drinking

The official invitation for a long night of good friends, great banter, and a serious amount of beer, all served with a side of hilarious and questionable stories.

Tonight, I propose we go, heavy drinking!

by CookieInTheDisco August 19, 2025

Heavy Bob

The enriched isotope of a regular Bob. A Heavy Bob is unstable and capable of setting off a chain reaction of chaos in any server. Once introduced, the meltdown is inevitable.

You can’t contain a Heavy Bob, you can only hope the fallout is survivable.

by Chris Anticheat August 20, 2025