touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Grass

I hate the jews

Boy the grass sure is getting tall. We better chop it down.

by anonymous January 29, 2024

Grass

touch it now.

touch grass dumb-bum

by grass_toucher506 February 6, 2024

Grass

Grass is a quite poisoned type of tarantula it is most known for racist cows to eat it after an animal eats this they instantly die and there baby’s become fatherless if you do not have a pc you can touch grass but if you got a pc you might be in danger so look out my rizzlers bye.

My balls hurt because of that damn grass ITS WORST THEN MOM FINDING MY POOP SOCK

by Lolz Mafaka November 22, 2023

The Grass Gang

The Grass Gang is a group created by 2 lovely young people. It is said to be the best gang ever; better than the Mulch Gang.

“Hey, do you want to join the Grass Gang?”

by mizukithesilly November 27, 2023

Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.

I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.

by TTheBro December 1, 2023

Touch grass

Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.

Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.

Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.

by Dan da Man13 December 10, 2023