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Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023
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gooned

yo bro i gooned yesterday
by anonymous October 5, 2023
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Gooning

The act of prolonged edging for intense periods of time while viewing porn or other arousing forms of entertainment. Gooning is widely known for being a masculine activity, however there are plenty of females who enjoy participating in this activity.

Playing with/stroking/rubbing/caressing ones genitals for endless periods of time while avoiding full on ejaculation. Maintaining high levels of arousal for hours and hours upon end. An extreme and extended form of masturbation that could include but not be limited to, adult toys, helping hands, and one's self.
That hot bi couple spent the whole weekend gooning and watching porn together.
by DahliaRouge July 15, 2023
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ahh my goon

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them
friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon
by Shakande July 20, 2023
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gooning

Excessive and intensive masturbation. Typically done so for weeks on end, using methodology regarding "edging." People "goon" on a frequent or habitual basis may be referred to as "gooners," but not necessarily ubiquitously, as one may partake in gooning without a gooner lifestyle.
"Bro I'm so fucking sick of this game. GOON BREAK."

Look at that chick's armpits. I'm about to goon my shit off right now."

Friend 1: "Why do you only play genshin impact in short bursts of time?"

Friend 2: "I can't stop gooning when I see the characters."
by da wong mang July 24, 2023
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goon

a nickname my bff made me!! his nickname is princess or pretty boy 😁👍
shut up goon”
by trystan the goon November 22, 2021
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goon squading

My friend is goon squading yelling at random old lady’s walking along the road
by Sneakysavage22 October 22, 2019
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