Urban Gardening

When using whole carrots as butt plugs your partner uses the leafy top to pull them out. Any topped produce may work.

I’ve never been on a farm, but got to do some Urban Gardening with this lady I met at Whole Foods. Great harvest.

by ducksmauler February 3, 2023

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023

garden pub

the result of a dad having a mid-life crisis

"do you wanna come hang?"
"sure. do you have a garden pub?"
"yeah"
"how's your dad doing?"
"not well."

by definingdemon69 December 31, 2023

Olive Garden

A place that never stops the cheese grater unless you say when. Can also be a dumbass who has 285 children.

I went to Olive Garden and it was bussin
Olive Garden is a bitch

by OliveTreeWhosGotSpeed December 9, 2023

Garden of Eden

A nick name for a woman's pubes

"Babe, I am just popping out for my Garden of Eden waxing appointment."

by KitKat Safari December 22, 2022

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

Covent Garden Tube station

The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol

Covent Garden Tube station is a bloody nightmare, just stay on the train until leicester square

by fearlessmonkey8 January 4, 2023